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Review – Mario Kart 8 (Wii U)

Met with almost universal praise, it’s not unfair to say that Mario Kart 8 has taken the world by storm this week. I’ve seen the figure ‘1.2 million’ flying around like a blue shell, so I think it’s safe to … Continue reading

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Review – Arcadecraft (PC)

I don’t understand why it’s taken us until 2014 to get a PC game about managing an arcade. There was a time when it was basically all I wanted to do, and I STILL think, even in a time when … Continue reading

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Review – Kero Blaster (PC)

A lot of people will say that it’s unfair to compare Pixel’s latest game to his most famous, Cave Story. Those people are talking optimistically from their rear orifice. The truth is that it’s unfair to expect someone who’s played … Continue reading

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Review – Mario Golf: World Tour (3DS)

I think we can all agree that golf is in at least the top three most boring pastimes ever invented, somewhere between cricket and that one winter Olympic sport with the brooms. Even its most famous player, Tiger Woods, had … Continue reading

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